Well, I’ve decided that rockets will NOT be used to randomly generate winners. Too much damned work. So, I’m heading to Northgate Mall in Cincinnati this weekend, and I’ll be taking with me one entry each, in the form of a 1×1 scrap of paper.
Why the mall?
I’ll tell you why.
This particular mall has one of these…
…and I plan to toss them all in the air at some point near 60 MPH. I have no idea how this will work out, but essentially there’s going to be a lot of grabbing at shit, midair, and the first 3 to be chosen will be the winners.
It should be interesting, and I am really hoping not to be arrested.
If, for some reason this plan doesn’t work out, we’re going with Contingency Plan Alpha, which involves explosives.