Happy New Year to all of you, well, unless you’re Chinese. If so, then I’ll reserve my elation until the 22nd or so. I’ve always liked dragons, so this year is especially exciting. Oh, and if you’re Jewish, well, I’ll reserve my Rosh Hashannah greetings until September.
Anyhow, I’m sure you’re wondering where I’ve been. Where is this Drizzt review? Where is ANY review? Well, I’d love to tell you that I’ve been busy having an assload of fun, frolicking naked in the dandelions and whatnot. Well, no. I was in the ER on Christmas, and then again on the 27th. I even got to stay overnight! I’ve been stuck with shitloads of needles, irradiated both in and out, and subjected to the worst thing imaginable, a no-caffeine diet.
Good news is that the medical establishment has certified that my heart is as strong as an 18 year old linebacker’s, my lungs are as clear as a non-smokers (which I now am, as of Christmas, which is coincidental, not reactionary to my internment at the ER; my present to myself this year was to quit pissing my money away on cigarettes), and my brain is hemorrhage free.
Yet, I am still sick as fuck, and they have no idea why. No, I’m not blaming vaccines.
So, that’s why there has been no update to the site in the past week or so; it’s that I’ve been sick as a fucking dog. A sick dog, too.
But, I’m committed to getting some reviews out shortly, so keep an eye on your inbox.
Pete (The Management)