It came in the form of sitting, playing a quick game of Ave Caesar with my daughter. What, pray tell, was this great epiphany that changed my thinking? Put simply, it’s that while I know I’m not really into card games but really like board games, but by and large, I realized that I really, honestly prefer tabletop miniatures games. Really, boiled down, I just really like toys, playing wee war games, and most especially neutralizing the enemy and blowing their shit up. So, as I was sitting there thinking to myself, “Wow, Ave Caesar would be way better if it was more like Circus Imperium, or better yet, if we were just playing that instead”. I simply realized, in that moment, that even when playing games that I think are just cracking, I would just about always rather be playing a tabletop miniatures game.
Now, lots of people out there are the believe that mechanics and gameplay are equally as important to a game as an integral narrative is. Euro-game players might pretend that’s true, but the proof that they don’t actually believe it is that they play Euro games instead of American games. Games like Space Hulk are only great because they imbue upon the player the feel of being a doomed Space Marine plodding through the halls of an abandoned mining vessel, crawling with razor-clawed death. Unfortunately, a truly great game only comes out once or twice per year, if that, so in the interim you’re stuck playing games that are merely average if you want something new. My recent revelation has shown me that not only do great games come out quite often, but that there’s a huge back catalog of games that people have mostly never even heard of, but that are so tremendously good that it defies reason that people aren’t talking about them.
I believe it’s because the big-name reviewers of the world primarily concentrate on boxed products because that’s the only way they’re going to play them. After all, why would someone acquire and prepare terrain and miniatures for a game that they find sucks asshole? Aside from even that very valid point, most people hear “tabletop game” and think that the only ones out there are Games Wankshop style games that amount to spending six months painting and assembling an army for the purposes of throwing handfuls of dice once a week at a stinky game shop. I get that.
But, on the other hand, those same big-name reviewers will review “Living Card Games” which are essentially the same thing as tabletop games are, from the money perspective; you spend inordinate amounts of money on packs or boxes of cards to play what amounts to the exact same game, over and over again. Some even review “Collectible Miniatures Games” which are the worst form of spending too much on the hope of getting something useful. But many of these same folks will never bother to look at RPGs, even though they like board games with RPG elements. So, it’s not really the fault of the reviewers, I think, as much as a fault of the hobby for not realizing that there’s quite a few games out there that fall in the middle between tabletop games and RPGs, because people simply don’t know that they exist.
In writing this, I thought about the fact that there’s such a wide gap between the narrative and immersive theme between the realms of the RPG and the board game. For instance, in Runebound, a very thematic adventure game, you can choose one of many characters and their associated miniature, and you fight against cards depicting all manner of beasts. There’s a narrative going on, and a fun enough adventure game, but when the game’s over, it’s done. When you want to play again, it resets and you start over, playing another two hours worth of game. You’re not heavily invested, and so you get a fairly shallow experience, although Runebound delivers as much story as any narrative board game.
|Crypt Scenery from UMW|
Then there’s the investment factor, the one thing I think that keeps a lot of people from exploring tabletop games. People envision huge outlays of money for “one game” and that’s ostensibly true, but only if you still think Warhammer is the only one. The reality is that this new breed of games requires you to have only a few things to share between them all: miniature models and miniature terrain. For 200 dollars you can buy enough terrain and miniatures to have a good time of it, and if you’ve got a particular period in mind, such as “1920’s”, or “Victorian”, or “Fantasy” in mind, you buy the models and terrain once, and simply change the rule-set to fit the game style you want to play. And honestly, if you own 100 games in your collection, you’re lying to yourself if you believe that a $200 investment is even a blip on the radar, since of those 100 games, 40-50 of them have either never been played or have been played maybe once or twice.
|Scenario in-progress from Lead Adventures user Mason|
The Strange Aeons core rulebook costs 30 dollars, and is a high quality, wire-bound affair. There are a very few things that I really had to think about in order to understand, mostly regarding close combat, but once I got to their site and, most importantly, found their very short FAQ, it was obvious that I was reading too much into it and that the problem was mostly me. The game is really rather simple to understand, once you get your head wrapped around it, which should take exactly one play-through, and after that, it’s all gravy.
But let’s say that you have no desire to get into painting, terrain making, and all that bollocks. The great news is that the entire game can be played using a box of Heroscape: Rise of the Valkyrie if you wanted to, because the system doesn’t care what miniatures or terrain you use. If you don’t want to do that, You can use a plain hex-map and ignore the hexes, or not, or you can set up empty toilet paper rolls on your table as columns if you want. Any minis or terrain will do. It’s a hex-less system, although it can be played with hexes, so you can use any terrain you wish. I, personally, loved using Heroscape terrain because the scale was such that it made it very easy to implement. As I got into the game, I decided that I really had to get miniatures and terrain for it, because it’s just that damned good and deserved the extra flavor.
|Cultists III pack from Strange Aeons|
Anyhow, back to the gameplay itself. The game is generally a one versus one affair, although the game has solo and multi-player rules which are actually really fun and don’t feel “tacked on” at all. But in the normal game, it’s a team of Threshold agents against a group of “Lurkers”, with each game being different due to the layout of the board, the enemies you’ll face, and the scenario you’ll play. I just got their Shocking Tales #3 supplement, which will has more weapons, more sorcery, more bad ass scenarios, and the new Psychic Powers rules which will totally blow your mind. To give you an example of how truly unique and thematic the game is, if you want to activate a psychic power, your opponent holds up a Zener card, and if you guess the correct symbol, you get to activate it. Who does that? Most games would simply have a player roll a D20, but Uncle Mike doesn’t fuck around. If it’s in the game, it’s soaked to the soul with theme.
|Another scene from Lead Adventures user Mason|
One of the neatest things in the game is that when any of your agents runs out of hit points, they’re not just dead. They might just be incapacitated momentarily, they might just have been knocked down, or they might have been so seriously injured that they’re removed from play. Even if they’re removed from play, though, it doesn’t mean they’re dead. Models taken from the table can die, of course, but they could instead have a crippled limb which cripples him for the rest of his virtual existence. Or, you can be so injured that you become “Hideous” which causes any other human model, including friendlies, to flee in fear upon the mere sight of you. To top off the list, you can get a phobia, such as fear of enclosed spaces, which stops you from entering buildings or going too near walls in the future.
It’s simply amazing how much detail went into the game, and more importantly, how well executed it is. All of these things I’ve listed are seamless because they’re put right onto your character’s bio. It adds a lot of realism that is not found in any other tabletop game I’ve ever played, and truly makes you think about your actions because they will have consequences. It’s not Warhammer where you basically just trade hockey-punches until the dice favor one side; it’s very tactical, incredibly tense, and very, very exciting. Paired with the truly well-designed Lovecraft integration, the game is mind-bendingly good. I mean, I just can’t think of enough adjectives to describe it. Flabbergasterously scrumdiddlyumptious, maybe?
To get into just how much content there is, to date, there’s more than 40 unique Lurker types, ranging from the lowly, but deadly, Cultist, to the unseemly Tcho-Tchos, Hybrids, Blasphemous Construct, Formless Thing, and all the way up to a mind-bending Godling, all of which are totally unique. There’s also maybe 30 skill types, 20 weapon types, three spellbooks, six or so special artifacts which present game-changing powers, eight types of special equipment such as a bullwhip and an lead breastplate, and an almost incalculable level of customization for your Threshold agents.
|A Plasticville church – 12$|
For each of the aforementioned Lurkers, there’s several models you can choose from, and you can check out Uncle Mike’s models at his website, which I’ve linked to at the bottom of this article. I’ve been a huge fan of Lovecraft pretty much forever, and the game, the theme, the setting…all of it really captures your imagination. I particularly like the fact that the models are made in PVC because the medium is just absolutely perfect for painting with Vallejo, Citadel, or Apple Barrel acrylics so that you can truly make them your own. But let’s say that you’re not keen on Uncle Mike’s models, there’s literally HUNDREDS of miniatures companies that produce resin, PVC, and white metal miniatures for whatever you want. I just purchased some Vincent Vega and Jules Winnfield models from a couple different companies, in fact, because there’s nothing better than fighting the forces of evil with a Bad Mother Fucker and an Amsterdam-loving junkie, right?
Initial Threshold squads generally consist of your main character, two or three supporting Agents, and perhaps a civilian or two. So, games are generally five Threshold models against what may be many or few Lurkers. Regarding the Lurkers, there are many more options available that affect the scenario itself, and are bought before the game begins with build points, such as adding “Scenes of Horror” which cause models to flee for their lives, or become catatonic with stark, raving terror. Lurkers can also add “Plot Points” with build points, which change the underlying rules of a scenario. The team size is symmetrical from the perspective of “force strength” as determined by the build cost of a list, but the teams are most certainly not symmetrical in their makeup, nor are the missions.
|One last one from Mason, so, so fucking pretty|
If nothing else, what I’ve learned from the experience of playing Strange Aeons is that there’s this huge undercurrent of games that nobody I know is talking about. It’s not being put up on BGG, likely because three quarters of the inhabitants there won’t even think about a game that has an actual theme, requires more effort than being an expert in statistics and probability, or God forbid, requires a bit of imagination and creativity. But there are so many truly remarkable games, some of which are free but were developed by some of the old-school game designers like Chris Taylor, the kind of guys whose shoulders contemporary game designers are standing upon.
People really should explore these, because if you have a game collection of even 50 games that include Ameritrash, you can probably snatch some bits out of those games and play these tabletop miniatures games, and it costs you absolutely nothing. That said, if I had to spend my money on one, Strange Aeons is the one, and I’ve put far more than my fair share of money where my great big pie-hole is. Pair that with the fact that once you have a small collection of miniatures and terrain, you can then port them over and play games with similar styles but different themes, such as .45 Adventures, a “pulp crimefighting” game, or Chaos In Carpathia, a gothic horror game that has Victorian heroes fighting the likes of Dracula, Mummies, and Werewolves. That said, for me, Strange Aeons is the cream that rose to the top, and there it shall remain.
In the end, Strange Aeons has everything that an Ameritrash gamer wants: a strong, integral theme, it has a compelling narrative that develops during each mission and extends to every other match you subsequently play, it has truly meaningful decisions, it is soaked with replayability due to the nature of the scenario and campaign system, it has great bits, and new to the list, a persistent game environment. It’s only real weakness is that it can require investment of time and money if you choose to get into the world of tabletop miniatures games, but the game itself can be played with things that you already have around the house if you choose to do so. All in all, it may be as close to being the perfect Ameritrash game as I have found thus yet, although I will delight in the continuing hunt.
Why I Never Had A Real Uncle Mike But I Could Certainly Adopt This One:
– The persistent “action RPG” nature of the game is unbelievably good
Why This Tcho-Tcho May Be A No-No:
– If you get balls deep in this game, expect to spend a couple of hundred dollars on terrain and miniatures
This is a hard “product” for me to write about because it’s not like board games where it’s a one-off purchase. At the end of the day, the review scores and commentary is based upon the core rulebook and the Morbid Adventures expansion. The fact that I bought miniatures and terrain is wholly irrelevant to the fact that the rules are what the game is made of, and since I initially played with Heroscape models and terrain, I think it’s a fair assertion.
While the Strange Aeons miniatures are quite nice, and relatively inexpensive, the fact is that there is no requirement to ever purchase anything aside from the aforementioned rulebook to have the full experience, provided you have any miniatures from any of any number of games. Hell, you could really play the game with tokens if you wanted, although it would certainly take away from the cinematic feel of the game.
And take a look at the miniatures available from UMW:
And then, if you dare, explore the fora at Lead Adventures, starting with Strange Aeons’ child board:
And then, when you’re finally ready….I’ve made up some nice, thematic rosters and a quick reference guide with all of the major charts and rules therein:
All images used for this review are courtesy of Uncle Mike’s Worldwide and/or Lead Adventures Forum user Mason, who is simply the best terrain maker I’ve seen.